| Acronym | Meaning |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |