| Acronym | Meaning |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |