| Acronym | Meaning |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |