| Acronym | Meaning |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |