| Acronym | Meaning |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |