| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
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