| Acronym | Meaning |
 | WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
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