| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
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