| Acronym | Meaning |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |