| Acronym | Meaning |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |