| Acronym | Meaning |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |