| Acronym | Meaning |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |