| Acronym | Meaning |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |