| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
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