| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
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