| Acronym | Meaning |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |