| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
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