| Acronym | Meaning |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |