| Acronym | Meaning |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |