| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
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