| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
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