| Acronym | Meaning |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |