| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
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