| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
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