| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
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