| Acronym | Meaning |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |