| Acronym | Meaning |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |