| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
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