| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
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