| Acronym | Meaning |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |