| Acronym | Meaning |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |