| Acronym | Meaning |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |