| Acronym | Meaning |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |