| Acronym | Meaning |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |