| Acronym | Meaning |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |