| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
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