| Acronym | Meaning |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |