| Acronym | Meaning |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |