| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
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