| Acronym | Meaning |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |