| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
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