| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
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