| Acronym | Meaning |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |