| Acronym | Meaning |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |