| Acronym | Meaning |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |