| Acronym | Meaning |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |