| Acronym | Meaning |
 | EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
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