| Acronym | Meaning |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |