| Acronym | Meaning |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |