| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
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