| Acronym | Meaning |
 | VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
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