| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
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