| Acronym | Meaning |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |