| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
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