| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
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