| Acronym | Meaning |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |