| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
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